about me ✧

hi, i'm awkwardmuffin985 — a quiet, slightly glitchy corner of the internet, currently powered by 17% battery and an unreasonable number of open tabs.

in real life i'm pretty awkward — small talk and i are not friends, and casual conversations can feel like solving a puzzle with missing pieces. total introvert, through and through.

i'm into retro & vintage tech, and i run linux most days (mostly because it's quieter than people). i like computers a totally normal amount. i love my friends an entirely unreasonable amount — more than literally anything else, no contest.

if my brain status reads OFFLINE, leave a message after the static. i'll get back to you somewhere between "eventually" and "never, but with love."